Yeti Man Album end!

Hi Gusy!

Its Pupendai agin here quickly.

Just letting you know our Producers Xtric Plugkits have taken down our free download album, The Yeti Man's Demo Anthems.
They gav us this statement:

"The album taken down was only up for a limited amount of time. Those who did manage to download it before it was taken down will have the album to have and to hold unto death do them part. The limited edition BSIDES album was always going to come down. All of the past albums and best of are still available on our website." - Xtric Plugkits Spokeswoman.

Anderson's Stut

Hey folks, you ghostin?

Its me, Pupendai!

I kno we been quiet lately n all that but whatevs.

I been spending all my Ekalopse merchandise money on a Spanish holiday with my new girlfriend! Who I met in Spain! And I left in Spain! 

So anywayz, when i got back The General called me and said "Pupendai, sorry I can't meet the jamming session this week. SORRY."

He is off recoriding anutha number one jazz album i fink. Well since Ekalopse retired Ekalopse has not been anyones first priority. I kno the fans dont wanna hear that.

So anyway, my friend came into the studio, we had a few beers. His name is Doctor Anderson. He has a terrible stutter poor bloke, hence the name of this song.

Doctor Anderson waz playin guitar on this. The drum beat is a loop The General made, and piano is me making mistakes and luvin in.

I know you guys are always hungry for more and dont care even if its rubbish right? RIGHT, i kno im right.

WE WERE SO DRUNK

- Ghostin

Pupendai trys to play guitar

The General: Honestly, I'm a nice guy so I'm not going to laugh at him... but my fellow band member Pupendai tried to play guitar. He wrote this song, Liar's Track.

Pupendai: Give me a ***** break man... people. Come on, I just like moaning, i moan alot so give me a break.... I wanted to call this the smoking song. But the General convinced me to call it Liar's track.. as apparently I'm attempting to lie to people .... saying I can play. I admit i can't play. get over it.

The General: First King Arthur, now Liar's Track. Thinking of a big solo album Pupendai?

Pupendai: Shut up General......

The General: Hahaha

Pupendai: I played some weird sounds on a guitar.. then.. you know. blah. This came out.

The General: This is the second track we've used an acoustic guitar, away from keyboard and electric, the first was me playing on 'L!sten' on the Too Dumb to Panic Album.


Lyrics:

I'm tired
People are wild
I'm not going to use
These words any more

It's a Lie
It's a Liar's Track

Let go
Like I'd try my luck
(Lie Lie Lie Lie)
I want you to know.
I won't try my luck
(Lie Lie Lie Lie)
Try my luck

Harmony Travels with the Apple Pesk (+Stylo)(LIVE)

Hi guys, tis me Pupendai. The 'grubby smoking dog' as The Daily Mirror referred to me yesterday. .erhhk
So when Ekalopse said they have retired... they actually meant.. from making any songs... that make any sense at all... not that they ever did. We also meant no albums.

First off in Ekalopse news, it is apparent that our song 'Pirates' is going to be in new Blobcorpstudios film! We believe the episode might be about a bunch of ninjas.

So as a lot of fans may already know by now we did a gig at 'The Lawn Factory, W2' two nights ago... and guess what, I CAME ON DRUNK. So what... The General was on top form though.... But my keyboard and singing was a rotten mess.

So 'the Daily Mirror' had a right go at us saying 'We've outstayed our welcome and we suck' basically. They said my slurrying and smoking and swearing was ******* pointless and ridiculous and insulting to our fans. But i know our fans understand.

So anyway we also played a jamming session track The Cranberry Orchestra joined us once again and jammed (a track we'd been jamming for a few days....)
General on drums.. all that.
Anyway so I was drunk and we played this song. Sorry about the quality, i recorded this on my iRecord, and Apple failed me yet again! The blame is on the fruit, not the vegetable.
So it was mostly jamming, we slipped a bit of Gorillaz Stylo in there as well, or at least what we thought it sounded like.(burp*



- Ghostin
Pupendai

Break in

Hi peeps, Pupendai here.
This 40 year old woman has been like... arrested. She broke into our studio and attempted to blow it up! (Left the stove on, you know.) Guess what, both of us were in it! Luckily The General has a good sense of danger so flew over knocked that woman out!
So anyway, here was her statement

"Its not just me... A lot of us are against Ekalopse. Pupendai in particular, but The General for still working with that ****.
Ever since Mr. Bindy was killed by Pupendai we've been devising plans to KILL EKALOPSE. So...  okay this time did not work. BUT NEXT TIME. Mr. Bindy was a lovely man, his voice was beautiful and his music was heavenly. Without him Ekalopse sounds like **** ****** **** and many others would agree. It has been many years, but our plans are finally colliding. Watch out Pupendai, we'll be coming from all angles, with knives and bullets."

Apparently she is part of a group named 'MittensBindy'. When asked what the 'mittens' bit referred to they all said 'We'll wear mittens when we kill Ekalopse'
Of course as they all revealed themselves they were all arrested and their houses searched. It was discovered that ALL of them were middle aged woman. Meaning they were the young fans in the Fruit Encyklopedia days. Fans gone mad.

In other news, I bought some good cake!
The General says we should retreat, in case any MittensBindy come and find us. I don't know, that would be a real bother. I hate carrying all my stuff to a new place.

Keep Ghostin

- Pupendai

Pupendai says hi

Hi peeps, Pupendai here, hope you are ghostin'

I just came back from 9 Downing Street, which is where we've been recording our last few songs. Hope you guys all enjoyed 'The Yeti Man's Demo Anthems'.

Anyway I'm like grumpy with The General like, I was ranting to him about over population on earth and he recorded it! 

Then he put it in a song! I'll get him back for that.... 

You can listen to it here, it is called 'YAMI HUMAN'

The General got out of all his Synths and went a bit mental. My rant is at like.. 2 minutes something. YES I did do something on the track, I played something okay, an instrument... but what instrument  I played is a secret.

*

Also last night we played at the Golden Star Beer Gardens in Perth, Australia. It was a grand night, met some real nutters. I personally got very DRUNK. And The General, he did not, he said he met a nice lady though so that's a plus. Shame he'll never see her again!
(I did not kill her (Got some haters sent me a letter yesterday saying I killed Mr. Bindy and Michael Jackson, just to be clear, i only killed the first one.)

So this is a recording, recorded by a guy with a video phone of us playing the Beer Gardens, we played Steamtrain and a few other tracks. The Cranberry String Orch also joined us.


Here is the original song and music video if you have not seen it.



 Ghostin'

- Pupendai

Ekalopse Best Of Cover design

Hey peeps, iz Pupendai ere. We brought Anroy Pleteford into our studio today for a fotoshoot like with me and The General.

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